Tuesday, November 29, 2011

lincoln the lawyer

i write this knowing that very few people will actually believe that there is or rather there was a lawyer called lincoln.It's a funny name i know one which i have never known anyone to have where i come from.so after all the vitriol and impressions of fakeness and unoriginality (traits which ironically we all have) it would do you good to read this story about lincoln one of the best at his job stinking rich and with an ego to march.Yeah Lincoln was good at what he did,soliciting huge sums of money from those who deserved to loose such huge amounts of money but that isnt what he was really good at or to put it otherwise he was really good at the solicitation but even better in court rescuing his clients from the brink of disaster(or jaws of death as others might prefer) and as such was hero to both villain and those who have tons of admiration for people who are good at what they do(most are usually villains).Dispatching his duties without fear or favour(more like without fear only for favour usually went to the guy with the deepest pockets)and having made himself enemies among all his fellow lawyers was just the kind of kick that made his life worth living or so he said so himself(maybe not in those exact words but the implication was very there)
the sad tale continues with the loss of a case which was significant in that it wasnt just the first case lincoln had ever lost but also because it was one of the easiest he had ever handled and which everyone expected him to breeze past.The judge with a smirk like expression on his face which almost seemed to betray his true intentions(if there were any)pronounced the guilty man guilty and the shock was immediately felt.The rest as they say is history lincoln disappeared mysteriously the same evening he lost his case while the judge was found dead the following morning in his house.Speaking of death it should also be known that the guy lincoln was defending was charged with murder and that now three years on everyone still beleives that lincoln murdered the judge.It is no wonder then that no one named their child lincoln and that lawyers are generally frowned upon.
There are also rumours that lincoln changed his appearance and is living in town perhaps that he even is still a lawyer.

Sunday, November 13, 2011

love story

this is a love story about edith sort of like any story about young boys and young girls or about sundays like this which is basically any sunday that leaves you with a nice feeling.Well edith as you might have guessed is a girl but not a young one more of a woman if you ask me but dont tell her that she doesn't like being called old but if you know her you alredy know this and also that she is moderately beautiful,enough to actually turn a sizeable number of heads in her direction.in fact we should call her most beautiful but there is blair,now blair takes the crown no doubt about that what with the number of heads and the number of men at her heels and she calls herself princess blair because she says that most queens are too old to be beautiful but that princesses are young.she says she will stay princess forever and ever and ever.
"what if you die someone asks her".
"i wont im immortal but i guess you dont know what that means"
Then there is Alex who has a twin sister also Alex by name who stays deep in the lower country because she is a member of the revolution no one has seen her for quite a few months now.Alex and Blair are an item ,item here meaning they are one and the same thing that they would do anything even die for each other.that hasn't happened yet but they have come close to killing someone on quite a few occasions.They are called the witch and her master by the feminists and the wizard and her mistress by rest of the countryfolk.In these areas unlike the western country wizards and witches are considered most wicked and to be called one is truly an honour
And poor Edith having never seen alex from up close was surprised one day when they happened to bump into each other totally by accident.That she fell in love ot first sight was obvious but her folly was in thinking that she could change the vile creature that was Alex turn him into her knight and save him from the evil blair.After that questions as to how such a good looking person like Alex could habour such evil troubled her and they still do,questions also as
to as to why despite her repeated attempts Alex has never changed are some people inherently evil or is it a spell that Blair has over him?Well that is the end,i may have lied about this being a story that will leave you with a nice feeling but then again i may have not.